Is chocolate spread smeared over one cheek a good look? Can we have a poll on how sexy it might be? SOMEBODY tell me it's an irresistible look please?

Okay ... I advertised a single mattress on Freecycle and THE most lovely man just came to collect it. Obviously I had no idea that he would be gorgeous so I opened the door in old combats, my glasses, unbrushed hair and of course the chocolate spread cheek. Next time I'm going to make sure I look at least passable before I open the door. We had a lovely little chat about camping and off he went. I have sent him an email thanking him for collecting so promptly but I didn't mention the chocolate spread.

I'm off to find 150 more items to put on freecycle ..................