What is it about dating agencies and me? Or is it everyone? It probably is really ... the thing with joining a dating agency is that you take the rough with the smooth (and the weirdos with the normals).

I know that there are lots of people who meet really nice men on dating agencies, so hopefully I will be telling the same sort of story in months to come. So far though it's not looking great. I have thus far found one person who called himself Luv Muscle (yes really) and another who sent me this romantic and touching email ....

Hello I feel blind if you are near me safe proad eagle on highest nest on the summet of mountan really hopping a nice drink with ya starting from the biggining to reach the topt of desire and beginning of new star your pic says enough coulor sincerness the rest I will tell at your ear with soft voice and hot sence of sincerity please replay your thirsty fancy eagle of sky pour of pray reach of passion doctor of heart

So what do you think? I was asking some virtual friends what they thought - can't really publish their answers though unless I put an adult warning onto my blog!

This is the reply that I have been considering ...

"Oh eagle bird, I am your worm. I burrow under the ground to the warm thinks of you by the ear. The heat of the sun is at the top of the tree and I am under the drinking of the water. I would like to see your colour of the moon. Perhaps your eagle will deliver my worm to the water of the tree."

But I decided that he would probably think that was an invitation for his eagle to poke about with my worm so I'm not replying at all.

I'll let you know if I have any more luck tomorrow.

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